The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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