with your own penis?
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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