Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
do herpes really smell.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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