In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.