your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference