all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Some milfs here doing some blow
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.