what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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