If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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