five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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