We won't sleep together?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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