I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
The Olympian is in my bed
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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