Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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