erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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