I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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