yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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