butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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