I never want to see another naked old woman again.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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