Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
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I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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