I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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