***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
