all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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