Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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