What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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