God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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