Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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