Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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