physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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