Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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