dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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