just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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