Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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