i just wanna soil my oats bro
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal