whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.