reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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