Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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