we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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