the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
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Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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