he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
