I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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