Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I cut my penus on the lid.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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