Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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