At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize