He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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