She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.