Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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