That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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