i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My liver is preforming stress tests.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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