Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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