i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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