I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants