belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.