He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Randomize
