two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
So vagazzling was a success
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