your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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