can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize