ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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