ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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