The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Everyone says I win the strip club
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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