everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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