I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Btw I puked in your glovebox
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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