Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Slut skills are useful in every country.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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